Be Careful With Those Pretzels

They can and WILL make you bleed. Those peanut butter pretzels. Today was the first time I ate one. They tasted nice, but they have their sharp edges. Within a few bites, they had me screaming and jumping in pain. Okay this maybe a little dramatized. But. It did hurt and I did bleed. It took me up to ten minutes to get the bleeding to stop. Yes, it was that bad. I didn't know pretzels can be so dangerous before this. I use to think there were small crunchy and harmless little bits of cracker. Well, apparently I am wrong. Next time I eat one of those, I will definitely make sure that I bite them curefully. I do not want another pretzel scar in my mouth.